i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
*passionately sings the wrong line to a song*
hahah I retweeted this when he posted it
everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just